Here’s my trick to cheap indian food: Dirty Naan.
If you know me [which you don't] then you’ll know I like to cook. But it’s more than that, I like to cook on the cheap, which often leads me to discoveries that the most diehard ‘foodies’ wouldn’t uncover. I actually have a pretty good number of these “dirty” culinary tricks up my sleeve [external hard drive] so maybe I’ll roll some of those out as post-droughts permit.
If you’re not familiar, naan is basically an indian flatbread that’s chewier and thicker than a traditional mexican tortilla. To be honest, I don’t know what goes into naan, but I do know it doesn’t contain any numbers [lame programming joke]. Either way, it’s super delicious and if you can muster the real thing, either from your local indian grocery or a restaurant, then by all means spring for the naan. Matter Usal knows no better brother than sweet buttery naan. But, if you’re like me, there will come many a time when naan just isn’t an option. So here’s what I do:
Dirty Nan

Use uncooked or par-cooked flour tortillas. The good news is, that these things are super-versatile, keep really well, [even in the fridge] and cost next-to-nothing. My brand of choice is “La Banderita.” They are often offered in huge packs of 50-100 tortillas, and at around $3-$5 a package, will last for months. Couple this purchase with some cans of refried beans an investment in a big bottle of Valentina’s salsa picante [hot sauce] and some cheese every now and again and you’ve got yourself meals for a long time. But that’s another recipe…
So what I do for these, and really any other use of these tortillas, is to basically fry/grill them on both sides.
- Step one: Slather a thin layer of butter on one side, place face down on a non-stick pan over medium heat and put whatever butter is left on the knife on the other side.
- Step two: Wait until that side is golden brown and delicious [some black welts are acceptable] and then flip
- Step three: Leave them in the pan for about half as long, leaving this second side a bit underdone. This way if you choose to slap together a ‘mexican pizza’ you can use that side to fry on and it won’t get burnt to a crisp.
Now at this point, you’ve got your naan. Just heat up your leftover/microwave indian food and dip your newly acquired ‘dirty naan’ into the delicious curried mixture. This isn’t so much a recipe as a strong recommendation to go this technique, really when anything calls for a tortilla. Tacos, tostadas, chips, burritos. These banderitas will serve you well, taste better and save you money. The only downside is the prep time compared to your garden variety “pre-grilled” tortillas. But those taste like notebook paper, so leave them to the droves of convenience cooks who can’t taste bitter from sweet.
Yeah Nan bread is ok, but Naan bread is freaking delicious. Two As means it’s better.